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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
how do you prefer things to be measured?
metric
imperial
it depends on what is being measured and when
idk man it’s all just numbers to me
when i was a kid i used to respond to the “glass half full/half empty” question by asking how the liquid in the glass got there in the first place. nobody ever gave me a chance to explain my reasoning so i’m doing it now
if you have a glass and it has some liquid in it, up to the halfway line, whether it is empty or full depends on what happened before the question was asked. if you started with a full glass and poured half out until only half remained, the glass is half empty, because if you continued pouring it would be fully empty. however, if you started with an empty glass and poured liquid from another container into the glass up to the halfway line, the glass is half full because if you continued pouring it would be all the way full. logical, no?
i was 13 years old when somebody finally told me it was supposed to be some kind of optimism/pessimism thing. i always thought it was a riddle that nobody let me solve
No, no I think you have the right idea here you’re onto something for sure
becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:
Also for the love of god, throw up on the manager
the three languages of britain: english, cum rag, and polski
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Bonus! Usagi Riders! ✨
さあ、お前の罪を数えろ!
This post has now made it outside of the target audience and I have no Idea how but
ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE 🎶🔥
not to victim blame, but i think if you’d simply avoided riding a motorcycle at 1:30 in the morning during a rainstorm you wouldn’t have fallen off of it
an xbox 360 was sold in japan this week
happy anniversary of an xbox 360 being sold in japan
i’m not horny enough to fuck this whole pussy bro i’ll fuck half and save the rest for later