cumprise:

When you live in a world where buying groceries, paying rent, and having money left over is considered a luxury

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siobhanblank:

glixbitch:

jooferslannister:

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I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

showerthoughtsofficial:

Disneyland and Disneyworld are on opposite ends of the country, but they’re both in Orange County